classyskuntank:

how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours

like brown

there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno

but Crayola’s gotta be all

nah man

and don’t get me started on purple like

ah yes

this is the colour of our friendship

what does this even mean

colours are fucking confusing

the-party-scene:

jennstarkid:

I wish adults would understand that children are people too, with complex thoughts and emotions, and not just idiots you need to control all the time

at first , i read chicken and i was like “fucking vegans”

windyegberts:

prettyboyandmoose:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

is that not what happened 

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

The past week or two.. I’ve been thinking.. how come fanny packs went out of “style”…. seriously.. they were the most coolest and convenient things invented!!! I swear.. If I knew somewhere that sold them.. I would wear them… everyone… my wallet, keys, a diaper, small thing of wipes, some fruit snacks, a hotwheel & lip gloss….

Does anyone else agree? Or am I just completely losing it.. because I think they were fucking amazing. & I just want one!

lol. my life sucks. 

My child is watching Team Umizoomi & he has a yucky cough. So he’s been here good all day.. 

thank gosh. 

But i’m bored…..

I get so bored guyssss.

lpaige902

(:

A friend of mine & myself made a page on facebook. A lot of pages about children, are just for moms. Not dads. I’m a single mom, but my friends daughters father is an amazing guy. & he does a lot of the both of them. So we aren’t discriminating against dads. (: Like us & share.

We just made the page tonight. So we haven’t gotten far. help us out<3

If you have friends with children. Have them like us. Just share us. We appreciate it all <33

I can’t believe i let that happen to me… I’m so ready to just cry… i fell asleep crying. Gosh. I just hate life right now. I said no… I feel like shit. I’m in so much pain. I’m so terrified… I wish i could take it all back. Ugh ): fml.

gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

Ever since my REAL relationship/breakup….. Then, I was truly faithful and so committed.. Now, I feel like everything will fail, and nothing is going to work out. I can’t just be with one person. I feel like they’re cheating on me.. I’m not saying they are. but when you’re dating and still fucking someone.. and he gets someone pregnant when you guys are together still.. well. you mindset would be like mine. minus the revenge. Karma will catch up to him. So I’ll just sit here …

I’ve been in like, 3 relationships since. Kinda 4… and two people I legit talked too. But I can’t just settle with one.. although I try too.. I seriously.. don’t give a fuck about their feelings. I hate it. because there isn’t anything I can do about it… really. Shit sucks. So goddamn much.

I want to be with ONE guy. talk to NONE. be faithful. committed. But why is this so hard ? I feel like a fucking guy. what the fuck.